ConsTITution

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

The Constitution

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

Constitutionalist

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.

Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?

by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

constitution act, 1982

That time when Canadas Balls dropped and told Britain to fuck off.

The constitution act, 1982 was fucking lit dog.

by ABowlOfChowder1234 April 21, 2018

Constitution

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.

by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003

Weak Constitution

Poor health; prone to catching colds or illnesses, or having to stay home in bed. Not physically strong or robust.

The winters were tough on his already weak constitution, putting him even further out of touch with his more athletic cousins.

by MyrrhKat January 30, 2022