conservative

A person who blames all of his/her problems in life on the liberal media.

Susan is such a conservative! She thinks her cat died because of Dan Rather.

by TheEye5000 November 20, 2004

conservative

someone who likes to say "I'm not a racist, but...(insert racially insensitive comment)"

"I'm conservative but not a racist, but black people..."

by Monkk June 7, 2007

conservative

retarted

Take your conservative ideas elsewhere.

by oompapa March 19, 2011

conservative

Someone who actually has intelligence. Antonym: Liberal.

A conservative knows what would help humanity as a whole, while a liberal doesn't know anything except bitching about Republicans, and smoking drugs.

by Someone smarter than a liberal September 15, 2005

conservative

People who hate liberals.

"I'm a conservative and I hate liberals." - Joe

by caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 14, 2017

conservative

1) A type of force for which the work done is independent of the path taken
2) A person advocating right-wing economic and social policies
3) A person disliking change

1) Gravity is a conservative force
2) George Bush is renowned for his conservative policies
3) At the moment, Jennifer is a conservative, but this will change if the government is abolished.

by Kathryn January 22, 2005

conservative

A person who wants to believe that they are "of a different opinion" instead of understanding that there is no "alt reality", so they are either religiously brainwashed or just ignorant and self-deluded because of their habit of forcing themselves to live in an information vacuum.

He calls himself "conservative" even though we all know he is just delusional and stupid.

by Arizona Mildman May 29, 2018