1 definition by TheLeftBlade

Conservative

Someone who usually holds "Christian" values but says and does the most un-christian things. One who thinks that the poor are poor because they are lazy and that the rich earned their success. One who fails to adapt to the present day. The type of person who hates Mexicans with a fiery passion and thinks all brown-skinned Hispanics are Mexicans. They type of person who is against same-sex marriage because it's not "traditional marriage" and denies any arguement against it. One who simply denies any arguement and labels the other person as a "dirty liberal." One who is in adoration of the 9/11 heroes but denies them benefits for what they did. A person who usually labels themselves as "pro-life" but supports war and doesn't want health care that everyone can afford. Usually borderline racist or very racist.

Conservative Motto: Never explain, Never apologize.

Bob: Hey! You're a dirty liberal!

Jim: Dirty? Why?

Bob: Because you stand for everything America isn't!

Jim: Isn't it "American" to help other people and ask for rights?

Bob: Well, um...well...uhhhhhhhhhh....

Jim: It appears you have lost this arguem-

Bob: SHUT UP! YOU DIRTY, STINKING LIBERAL!

Jim: Cutting me off and name-calling....Well well, aren't you mature? I thought Conservatives were mature?

Bob: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
(Pouts and stomps feet on ground)

Jim: Okay, when you're mature enough to carry on a conversation without name calling or cutting me off, come talk to me again.

by TheLeftBlade January 31, 2011