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coniption fit

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.
Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!
by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006
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Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.
The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.
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coniption

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.
Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"
by rythmik1 December 21, 2004
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concept1

n. 1. Any or all insane persons with a tendency to write or say random things at inappropriate times.

n. 2. One who gets pleasure from wasting someone's time.
"Oh my God, concept1 needs to kill himself."

"That guy is so concept1, he doesn't have any real friends."

"Did you see concept1's girlfriend? She is hot!"
by Bryan Fury April 17, 2004
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coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.
The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
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conceptual sex

Adj. concepts concerning sexual intercorse usually sexual role play (i.e batman and robin) or when holding a fidget spinner
I had conceptual sex after looking at that horse.

Pennsylvanian: I think I just had conceptual sex.

New Jerseyian: you thinkin about your cousin again lol .
by Yar big daddy July 3, 2017
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Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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