The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.
All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."
"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
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Get the Toilet Paper Conundrum mug.When an unsuspecting victim in a group of friends falls in to the bottomless pit of everyone calling them "Ross Gellar" for the rest of their life.
"I guess all my friends call me 'Ross Gellar' now. I don't really like it, but in their defense I never did try to make them stop."
"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
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A problem or issue one deals with as a result of their own dim witted actions. A bad situation created by one's own stupidity that is often difficult to navigate.
Meg is in a quite a codumdrum because she is broke after spending all of her money on drugs and getting fired for being high at work.
Jill needs a ride to the store for beer because she lost her liscence from a dwi, what a codumdrum!
Jill needs a ride to the store for beer because she lost her liscence from a dwi, what a codumdrum!
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Get the Kipper Conundrum mug.The rule of thumb regarding the amount of exclamation marks that are accepted by society. You are permitted to use one, three, five, seven or more exclamation marks.
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A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy
NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin
Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin
Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!
by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010
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