Hercules gently laid Venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. Sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box Cobra Condoms. Hercules asks, "what's this?" Venus smiles seductively and replied, "I picked up a box of Cobra Condoms because the other condoms were too small for you Hercy boo."
by Marcus Rogan March 31, 2006
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A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs
by blazedude05 April 23, 2005
Get the condoms mug.The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
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Get the condomless mug.A sheet of flavored plastic or latex used to protect luvas from STDs during oral luv making. When used properly, it will help prevent the exchange of bodily fluids during oral luvin.
All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Condoms.
by Marcus Rogan February 1, 2006
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Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
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