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Comfortite

The Porte-manteau term for Christian fundamentalists who use the evangelism techniques used by evangelical propagandist Ray Comfort, such as the good person test. Comfortites are also known to defend Ray Comfort's cult of personality at all cost.
Jerry is pushing the good person test on some college girls, he is such a Comfortite.
by Th3W01F October 12, 2011
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Comfortitty

What my boyfriend grabs whenever we sleep together
“Yeah whenever he sleeps over he never goes without that comfortitty smh”
by cecinator October 28, 2021
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Comfortity

Comfortity is the state or mentality of feeling comfortable within a group or with one other person.
I felt a sense of comfortity with my boyfriend.
by iloverootbeer24 November 3, 2024
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comfortshield

When a character is mischaracterized in a way that removes any red flags or when their only character trait is being comforting.
"Hero (OMORI) is an adult right? Why does every fanfiction I read write him as a comforting parental figure instead of a young adult learning how to be an adult?"
"He's a comfortshield. Some people don't like giving him red flags, or substance."
by besotteds April 5, 2024
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Comforfeit

A brand of 'counterfeit' clothing that uses high resolution ink transfer techniques to create "pajamas that look like designer jeans".
LOL my boss didn't even know I was wearing my pajamas at work, they were comforfeits.
by Dr Fill July 26, 2025
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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