Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

colderness

When something is cold enough for one to be at a loss of words.

Sarah: "Let's go in the water!"
Cole: "Nah, it's colder than COLDERNESS"

by Cole M May 31, 2016

coldermaxx

a very intelligent person that he's or strong has a lot hair on his face he's also tall and he has a dick of a size of 8.4 he likes having arguments with people and he destroys them was his common sense and logic and no one will be able to beat this person. He is a gamer also he's a type of person that lives in a paradise he has a lot of friends and he has a great atmosphere he likes to hide his face online at first but when you really get to know him he would truly showed his face on a social media platform or he will meet you in person if you live in the same area as him but currently this is the only a male has the name ColderMAXX he also has a lot of humor and he loves sushi and for some reason he thinks gay jokes are funny even though he's not gay apparently a lot of people call him daddy for some reason. apparently he also likes anime a lot and he does in his free time usually just plays a verity of games played about 150 + video games. he also ain't after attention he's just a chill dude.he's surrounded by woman because he is lady killer and smooth. he also respects woman also this man is very wealthy and he likes sharing it for some reason and he plays on Xbox one probably he's a type of player that doesn't really try his hardest but the reason why he doesn't try his hardest because if he does he might be that person then the person might get salty at him and say that he's a hacker but he's not really he's just good at the game with pure skill and pure intelligence.

Why do you argue and why do you have common sense and great intelligence you're just like ColderMAXX

by MJ Colin June 13, 2019

Colden

He's really buff, and extremely handsome. Has a large dick, really loyal to anybody, and will be sure to pleasure any women in bed.

Yo, I got fucked so hard by Colden last night.

by LargeDick221 June 13, 2018

Colfernized

colfernized or colfernization comes from the name Chris COLFER

it's a fan made word (made by me)

it actually means that you are totally inlove with Chris Colfer

see also crisstopized for the Darren Criss version

person 1: how many pictures do you have of Chris Colfer?
person 2: uuhm over 200
person 3: YOU ARE DEF COLFERNIZED

by SnowyP7 March 29, 2011

coldren

the act of consuming enough alcohol such that one passes out on the same bed as his friend and urinates a quantity of fluid sufficient enough to leak through his jeans and into his insuspecting male or female friend's butthole

tell him to stop drinking, i'm not tryin' to get coldrened tonight

by beanis%%% August 14, 2009

Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011