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Cognos

"Cognos" is an Ottawa-based Business Intelligence software company that was acquired by IBM in late 2007/early 2008.
Cognos consultants make a shitload of money, srsly.
by RudyJ October 7, 2012
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Cognos

1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
by Hanna, AKA #3 November 14, 2006
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cognos

1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
by Hanna, AKA #3 November 11, 2008
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codnoger

when a girl loves another girl. i.e lesbian
charlotte was a codnoger.
by charlotte_loves_anal December 9, 2006
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Congogulate

To gather rambunctiously.
Hey, lets go congogulate with that group of stoners in front of Wal-Mart.
by Epsilon23 July 7, 2009
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Cornography

Over zealous use of puns in written or spoken formats. Using corny terms or puns. One that is corny in use of jokes
"Something is fishy here" when cooking surf and turf. "I sea what you did there. Sea - saw...tense doesn't matter." Ha-ha very good cornography!
by owns the jedi July 2, 2015
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Cornography

The act of teasing the caged black man with his favourite jail time meal, corn bread.
"officer Hobbs, fetch the bread from the oven and open the hatch on cell 2, tyrone needs taught a lesson so let's show him some cornography"
by Beefneckboy November 4, 2016
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