cockgust

Cockgust (cock-gust). Penile expulsion of gas.
-verb.
After having too much sex (is that possible?), all that comes out is a gust of air.

-noun
Describing someone as a cockgust implies they're either an idiot or impotent or both.

(Origin: While bored, changed 'August' to 'Cockgust' on a calendar.)

After banging away successfully all weekend, the final intention was to dot her eyes, but all that came out was a cockgust.

by Nick-B August 24, 2007

Cockworshipper

One who loves the cock so much that he worships it religiously, in hopes of one day having his asshole fulfilled.

Tommy is such a cockworshipper, I hear he joined a cult that participates in circle jerks.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

cockbuster3000

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily

I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.

by Samo March 16, 2005

cockwrestling

When two gentleman spar with their cocks.

The men of Bolton have a very obvious advantage when it comes to cockwrestling

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

cocknurse

One who is socially reprehensible.

"Can you believe how much of a cocknurse Tad is?"

"Word son, he is so teh suck."

by Michiru + Chihiru July 23, 2007

cockwhistle

Insult that suggests someone likes to blow on a cock. Can be used in any occasion.

Dude you knocked over my drink you freakin cockwhistle.

by Arrozador August 25, 2008

cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

by captain_poopy June 9, 2021