Cockpire

A beast that is only interested in biting off and keeping lepper penis.

Look out for the filthy cockpire, he'll bite you dick off!

by batreast August 26, 2011

Cockspider.

a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.

Do you see that cockspider?
Yeah i bet he just fucked those carnies over there.
Gross.

by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004

cockspice

A euphemism for come. Usually invoked when the scent of that salty goo is in the air. Some trees emit a similar smell, particularly the ginkgo. Such groves can be termed a "cockspice forest".

Walking through the park today was like strolling through a cockspice forest.

by mista J November 7, 2008

coccupied

When one's homosexual friend is occupied (on the recieving end) and cannot make it to the pub for a round of darts.

Hey man, is Ralph coming down for a pint tonight?
Nah, he said he will be fully coccupied tonight his new boyfriend Alex will be balls deep by now.

Steve picked up 2 policemen last night and was doubly coccupied so didn't make it to the game.

by Travisto June 4, 2007

cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005

cockupied

Occupied by being in the midst of any sex acts involving the penis.

I tried calling him to confirm our lunch plans but he was cockupied.

by outhouse April 13, 2009

Cockline

The visible outline or transparent exposure of a flaccid penis through pants or shorts.

Jeremy, was rocking some very obvious cockline through his white shorts yesterday. Not surprised to learn he isn't packing much.

by namixas11 May 29, 2013