Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.

Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.

by S.M.A.C July 16, 2007

Carnies

People that work at carnivals who have small hands and smell like cabbage. Austin powers sums this up.

You know, Carnies the people with small hands that always smell like cabbage
carnies carnivals cabbage mullet uncleanly

by sydddd300535 July 28, 2011

mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.

I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

cruising for carnies

Scoping out the local talent in neighborhoods and establishments beneath your class.

"Shit, yo. We was out cruising for carnies at fucking Tony's Bar in the east end last night."

by Cardjacker July 22, 2006

carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007