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The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.
Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.
by Stellar255 May 5, 2018
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cockpush

The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.

This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.

Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush
-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!
-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush
by Archit April 5, 2008
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Cocksmith

A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.
I'm not speaking from experience, but I think it's fair to say Mike is a proper cocksmith
by Metalspork December 9, 2007
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cocksmunch

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.
get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!
by freedav05 December 26, 2006
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cocksmithin

1. The act of being able to find, seduce and satisfy any female, mainly bacouse of the fact that you have in incredibly beautifull dick that makes your confidence go through the roof.
2. A mans ability to have sex for extremely long periods of time,and to only cum when he feels like it, resulting in extreme pleasure for his female subject of the evening.
1.What I do is similar to locksmithin, Breaking in some pantys is the art of Cocksmithin.
2. Jay always has alot of chix that want to give him some pussy, hes such a master at cocksmithin.
by One Deep aka Dirty J December 9, 2008
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Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)
by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010
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Cocksmith

One who weilds his wang without regard for human life or property. This man is the blacksmith of dongs pursuing any woman he can satisfy.
My friend Houdini is a cocksmith. He tends to only personally train gorgeous women.
by Squirrel0killer June 25, 2020
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