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cockmosis

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.
Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.
by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008
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cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.
George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.
by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003
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Cockmouth

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.
Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!
by Raebabe October 29, 2009
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Cockboost

The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.
So dude, that 46 second kegstand totally cockboosted you with Kierstin.

Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.
by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009
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cockmite

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.
“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”
by M8y1995 December 19, 2018
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cocklobster

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron
Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?
by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009
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Cockmistress

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.
guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.
by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008
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