cockgobbler

(1) n. a person who during high school is an ass kissing, suck up. But when they get to college they go buckwild and gobble cock(s).

1. Person 1: Who's that chic over there goin buckwild?
Person 2: Oh, that's just that cockgobbler Nancy Thai
Person 1: I heard she was an ass kisser in highschool.
Person 2: She was, but now she is a crazy cockgobbler.
Person 1: WHOOOOO! GET IT COCKGOBBLER!!!

by Ahhh Cock Gobbrah March 13, 2009

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006

Cockgobbler

One who gobbles the male genitalia

You little cockgobbler

by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017

cockmongle

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.

You're such a cockmongle!

by The Akid June 24, 2009

cockmole

A general name to call someone who is really annoying, making a fool of themselves, or jus plain and simple pissing you off.

"Did you see Ruben last night? He puked in the bar!"
"What a fuckin cockmole! He needs to take care of his drunk ass."

by Scott Cosner November 9, 2007

Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

by jabrody August 1, 2010

cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

by Anonymous June 17, 2003