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Cocker Locker 

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.
Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!
Cocker Locker by Ingdal February 12, 2009

cocker-spankiel 

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
cocker-spankiel by benjiboy January 11, 2005

Cocker spadge 

It’s an endearing Yorkshire word similar to babe, mate, etc
Orate cocker spadge / chin up cocker spadge
Cocker spadge by Pores May 13, 2021

cocker knocker 

The term is used to called someone who looks gay, but may not be
cocker knocker by Trundle November 1, 2006

cocker spaniel 

noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.
Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.
cocker spaniel by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008

cocker bloquer 

verb or noun. pronounced cockay blockay, this is "French" for cock block.
Usually used when someone near by is cock blocking or being a cock block. Due to the fact that a loud uttering of the word cock usually attracts attention, this "French" word is more discrete, and is less likely to offend the person being a cock block.
Can be used in other situations.
Sounds ridiculously stupid to people who don't take French. And to people who do.
I would've come over to talk to you, but i didn't want to cocker bloquer.