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cockapology
Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.
"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "
cockapology by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016
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cockadile
1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?
2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).
2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).
1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.
2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.
2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.
cockadile by schniggleh April 3, 2005
Cockaholism
Serious, yet rarely fatal, addiction to mass quantities of penis. A person who suffers from Cockaholism may want the wang two, three or five times in a single night. The condition also exists in weekend binge form.
A: "hey, where is C? I havn't seen her all weekend"
L: "She's on a cock binge. You know she suffers from cockaholism"
L: "She's on a cock binge. You know she suffers from cockaholism"
Cockaholism by AliasC December 23, 2010
Cockmold Smell
A derogatory nickname for the Pepsi-owned fast food chain, Taco Bell; inspired by the repulsive, cheese-like scent of the fungus (Candida albicans) which flourishes under the foreskin of an unkempt, uncircumcised penis (and in the vagina of women with yeast infections).
Cockmold Smell by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009