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Cock and Balls Syndrome 

A genetic disorder caused by the X and Y chromosome. This debilitating disorder is a lifelong journey. People with Cock and Balls syndrome can be identified by the presence of a phallic structure protruding from the front pelvis and a "sack" containing testicles attached to the aforementioned structure. Those with the Syndrome suffer from frequent erections and testosterone. If you or a loved one suffer from Cock and Balls Syndrome, to relieve pain, give the penis a little suck.
Straight up bro I was diagnosed at birth with Cock and Balls Syndrome. I have chronic erections.
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Cock and Balls Revolver

A Revolver and is not only your Cock, but also your Balls.
"Don't make you me shoot Cock and Balls Revolver"
-Overheard from a citizen of Albion.

cock-and-balls weather 

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.
Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.
cock-and-balls weather by cwaigy December 1, 2010

cock and balls torture 

Asian cock and balls 

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.
Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)
Asian cock and balls by CEO of sex September 17, 2019

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered
when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS