Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.

After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.

by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014

cable and copulation

Just another way to say Netflix and Chill

"You should come over and do some cable and copulation with me"

by Muthar Yakar September 4, 2016

coagulator

A bong used for smoking meth.
**coag for short.

"Hey let's hit the coagulator"

by dd mylo March 29, 2017

Chapulation

Rigoh comes up to you while ur eating, then pulls down pants, get's on table and shit's all over your food XD

Random person: (eating) >munch munch<
Rigoh: pulls down pants, get's on table, and does chapulation on his food.
Random person: >walks away<

by MegaSaiyan17 May 16, 2009