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chetsexual 

Someone who is only attracted to winners named Chet.
When Chet rubs his mustache after drinking a big glass of milk, I know for sure I'm a chetsexual.
chetsexual by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

Cheesexual 

OMG... I have a crush on that cheese right there... am I cheesexual?

Cretsexual 

A sexual orientation characterized by the capacity to form attractions to individuals strictly at Seacrets Jamaica USA in Ocean City, MD. Horniness is a determining factor.
I've been horny for 365 days and I might need to go back to Seacrets to figure out if I'm a Cretsexual.
Cretsexual by TheDomFatherr August 10, 2025

conesexual 

The sexual attraction towards cones, most predominantly towards traffic cones.
"What is she doing to that cone?" "Oh she is conesexual."
conesexual by harpy_dude September 26, 2025