I'mNotGayI'mMetro's definitions

chetsexual

Someone who is only attracted to winners named Chet.

When Chet rubs his mustache after drinking a big glass of milk, I know for sure I'm a chetsexual.

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

cordwainer

When Aaron ties his dick in a knot with his shoelaces by accident.

My dick hurts, I pulled a cordwainer.

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 4, 2023

chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.

Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023