I'mNotGayI'mMetro's definitions

cordwainer

When Aaron ties his dick in a knot with his shoelaces by accident.

My dick hurts, I pulled a cordwainer.

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 4, 2023

chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.

Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

chetsexual

Someone who is only attracted to winners named Chet.

When Chet rubs his mustache after drinking a big glass of milk, I know for sure I'm a chetsexual.

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023