Definitions by I'mNotGayI'mMetro

chetsexual

Someone who is only attracted to winners named Chet.

When Chet rubs his mustache after drinking a big glass of milk, I know for sure I'm a chetsexual.

chetsexual by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.

Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...

chet er cheese by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

cordwainer

When Aaron ties his dick in a knot with his shoelaces by accident.

My dick hurts, I pulled a cordwainer.

cordwainer by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 4, 2023