couchbuster

A play on the word “blockbuster,” appropriated for grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services enjoyed from the comfort of your couch instead of a theater.

I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.

by Sickomonster January 3, 2023

Clutchnutter

The process of masturbating while driving.

I was bored driving down the road so I pulled a Clutchnutter

by NateDawgAK47 October 14, 2016

Clutchensons

When a person "clutches" onto an item for long periods of time without realizing

When it comes to passing the lighter with the pipe, J.P. suffers clutchensons.

by Mizizzy February 19, 2017

clutchbran

clutchBran is a really hot man that has a pretty big dick and is really strong .He gets all the fine girls and is amazingly handsome

Oh yeah clutchbran put it in me!

by ClutchBran December 17, 2018

Clutchsurfing

The lost art of playing a stringed instrument, with another person holding the frets, whilst both simultaneously crowdsurfing.

The singer and guitarist both dived off-stage, the crowd lifted and pulled them together, and they began clutchsurfing. It was the most beautiful moment of my life.

by TheYatedog February 24, 2022

clutchlessly

That was mega clutchlessly

Tom was clutchlessly in the chess match

by Hallamlikesdick March 5, 2022

Clutchness

The greatest softball coach that ever lived has a word for a team being able to deliver clutch performances at just the right time. It’s a compilation of individuals each bring key performances and compounding them together at peak moments to bring team clutchness!

The Sooners softball team brings clutchness to the super regionals In a 2-0 shutout against Alabama!

by physicaltherapist1 May 25, 2025