Cleethorpes

Amazing seaside resort in North East Lincolnshire, England. Yorkies fuckin love the place and think it's heaven.

I had one tart sat on me face and another bouncing on me dick, I felt like I was in Cleethorpes!!!

by bazevans September 20, 2011

cretin

A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.

Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.

by Reginald Barrington February 12, 2004

Cleetus

A highly-intelligent entity that resembles a cowboy and comes from an unknown place(possibly Texas). Usually spotted being overweight, wearing a cowboy hat and blue overalls and occasionally making jokes aboutFortnite and Epic Games. Some say this is a lost sibling of AlbertsStuff.

Fanboy: Oh man look it's Cleetus!!!
Fangirl: HOLY FUCK NO WAY

by Ennard The Cringy Roleplayer October 17, 2018

Cretin

A person who has little or no intelligence. They usually act without thinking resulting in upsetting/annoying others.

that boy just took my rum and diet coke drank it and didn't replace it, what a cretin

by campbella August 9, 2010

Clarett

1.To rob at gunpoint
2.To try and Cheat insurance companies out of money
3.To Lose eligability or be thrown off a team
4.To Quit

Dont make me Clarett your ass.

Man watch me pull this Clarett.

I was Claretted from the team today

Man I Clarett

by KGod July 29, 2008

Cretin stomp

Cretin stomp, is when the dnb dj drops the most filthy stinking double, triple or chop drop that one looses all motor skills and must reboot brain. This is done by throwing hands together at knee height looking like a combination of a missed clap and hug whilst simultaneously stomping the floor a singular time. After this action full cretin mode is activated.

Holy shit man this build up has so much tension, I think I’m about to cretin stomp on this drop.

by The rarkuss March 12, 2023

Jean Chretien

1. One who attempts to "Prove the Proof" because a "Proof is a Proof" and when you have a "Good Proof", "It's Proven"

2. Is repeatedy the recipient of political satire from "The Royal Canadian Air Farce", "This Hour has 22 Minutes" and CNN.

US: Gene Kreetin
Can: Jean Chretien (Achoo!, God Bless You)

by Matt December 5, 2003