Cloot

A Scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing.
Where I grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth.
It is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional Scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.

Here lad, how did ye get so manky! I telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye

by ram5ay March 16, 2011

Clorox

A great drink to consume when see something cringe worthy

Dude 1# have you seen the Swaetshirt music video?

Dude 2# yea I drank all of the Clorox from Walmart after seeing it

by Leafyisjaredfromsubway July 18, 2016

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

Clorox Head

A skank with bleach blond hair who will likely suck your dick for free!!!

Jenny with the tramp stamp and clorox head gave me the best bj'er of my life...

by Rizzle806 January 7, 2011

Cloofy Syndrome

1.Two people that will back each up other and never back down from their given statement no matter how ridiculous or stupid it is

2.A sexual harasser

Yo, did you hear that kiwi and forest are in cloofy syndrome mode

by Rezh February 5, 2021

Clorox

The most popular drink in the twenty-first century. Made of a mix of the finest artesian water, along with sodium hypochlorite, sodium chloride, sodium carbonate, sodium chlorate, sodium hydroxide and sodium polyacrylate. Surpasses the Corona beer with a Lyme disease chaser, and even the bubbly taste of Tide Pods. The drink is alcohol-free and therefore able to be legally consumed by all ages. The cleansing properties of Clorox are said to remove 99.9% of germs, make you lose weight, and bring your heart rate down sharply.

Quinn: "What's going down the hatch tonight, Ethan?"

Ethan: "Bottle o' Corona and a Clorox chaser!"

by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020

Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

by The Scav Man April 1, 2009