covid-19

the virus that ruined 2020...

fuck covid-19.
covid-19 sucks.

by potanginaimsobored March 27, 2020

COVID Thirst

When you're in quarantine so long that you starting to get hella horny and can't control yourself. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.

Yo, Last night I was in bed tryna sleep and shit, and Suzie got up in my DMs, like "I can't sleep!" "Wish we could hang out right now?" "Can I just come over?"

"I'm like helllll nawww!" She got that COVID Thirst, bruh, She boutta Bursttt!

by billythekid_7 March 25, 2020

Covid fag

Someone who is too afraid of the Covid 19 that already fotgot what being a man means.

Dude, John is such a covid faggot. He is wearing a mask alone, inside his own car!

by Booty_hunter March 29, 2021

The Covid 19

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.

I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!

by artfulmessterpiece March 18, 2020

Covid-38

A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.

Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.

Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.

by a_fool March 25, 2020

COVID-15

The 15 lbs of weight gain caused by nervously binge eating your COVID-19 food stockpile.

Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten the Costco box of ramen, I’m one step closer to hitting my COVID-15

by One of Many March 13, 2020

Covid Slap

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020