cockboat

Comes into play when someone says or does something stupid, and is about to pay the consequences

Jcterminal, you're about to take a ride on the cockboat

by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockmeat sandwich

a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a penis, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison's guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.

"ready for your cockmeat sandwich... i hope you like extra mayo!"

by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009

Cockmeat surprise

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

by Shadow55 July 15, 2009

Cockmeat Sandwhich

What you order in a McDonalds drive thru,

for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.

Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"

by fiya in da holeeee February 23, 2010

Clockedtasticity

A rating of quality.

You have to be a creator of cool phrases like me.

Then your Clockedtasticity will skyrocket

by Soopahfly June 26, 2004

cockmeat special

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

by RaulAlfonsoTejada April 4, 2017

cockbath

One who's mouth is so frequently used for sucking penises that they can be described a "bath" for cocks, hence "cockbath."

What's up, cockbath?

by Reverend Beastly September 13, 2008