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Cock-docking

The act of inserting an entire fire companies cocks in ones mouth
Ian is cock-docking Cranston Heights.
by Savages5 December 30, 2019
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Cock Dockery

a place to dock ones cock.
This bitch's pussy was literally a 'cock dockery'.
by Brigon7 January 23, 2009
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cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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Cockdocking

To insert your penis tip in another guys foreskin.
That cockdocking guy has made some penises disappear in his foreskin.
by CnV October 15, 2009
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cockdock

1. (n.) a whore or slut who enjoys the company of men

2. (n.) the orafice in which someone inserts a penis
"She sucked 37 dicks, what a cockdock!"

"Her mouth is a veritable cockdock"
by Rich Scalzo & Vin Collotti October 29, 2006
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Cockdocker

One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.
Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.
by cockdock January 10, 2010
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