Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

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clintonator

an all round top shagger someone who will basically shag any girl with a pulse

friend1: go on fred shag fuck out her
friend2: he going to clintonator the fuck out them?

friend1: too right he just doesnt give a fuck what girl hes humping as long as its got a heartbeat.

by amercianboy57 July 7, 2017

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clinton it • Clintonite • clintonitis • Clintonitus • Clintonian • Clintonize • Clintonized • Cliftonite • Clintoning • clintonism

A Cliftonite is a native from the middle class area of Bristol. A Cliftonite is normally someone who refuses to leave the area of Clifton and venture into the City of Bristol. They are normally wealthy and look down upon other lower class Bristolians.

The Cliftonites were reluctant to leave Clifton

by Dr Wordsmith August 18, 2010

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CLINTONIZED

Any reference to anything Hillary Clinton has done illegal or gotten away with.

My political rival CLINTONIZED my chances of running against them. My hard drive crashed and all my emails got CLINTONIZED . I got pulled over by the cops, but since I was a nurse the officer CLINTONIZED me.

by Wildarcher August 2, 2016

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Clintonize

Background:

Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.

Definition:

To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.

You are a LIAR!

Define 'lie'?

Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)

by IronBrand April 4, 2005

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Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 4, 2004

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