Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

CLINTONIZED

Any reference to anything Hillary Clinton has done illegal or gotten away with.

My political rival CLINTONIZED my chances of running against them. My hard drive crashed and all my emails got CLINTONIZED . I got pulled over by the cops, but since I was a nurse the officer CLINTONIZED me.

by Wildarcher August 2, 2016

Clintonize

Background:

Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.

Definition:

To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.

You are a LIAR!

Define 'lie'?

Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)

by IronBrand April 4, 2005

Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 4, 2004

clintonista

A neo-marxist

damn those heeb ACLU lawyers, they are all Clintonista's!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Clintoning

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.

Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.

by Dirkala January 17, 2016

Clintonville

A small community implemented in the middle of Columbus, Ohio. Very liberal atmosphere with its moments of racism, like most of Ohio. A bunch of hippie freaks who love quinoa more then their children and will often ask their neighbor, “Do you want to go to the Fresh Market Saturday morning?” With a sudden and excited “Yes!”. You will often find a kid wearing a Grateful Dead and not knowing the music, just vibing with the bear on it. Often find broken bottles and loose cigarette butts around on the pavement. Most kids are smoking their life away but still glad they can smoke with their parents joining in time to time. A good safe community just trying to have fun while smoking fat blunts.

Guy 1: “That guy looks stoned as f*ck, man. Where’s he from?”

Guy 2: “Oh, probably Clintonville”

by Heehee3 January 29, 2020