When a piece of shit, at least 1 inch in length, gets stuck in the anus or to the anal hairs, and prevents you from having a clean wipe.
by terdcutter February 27, 2011
Get the 1040 Clingermug. Person who is sexually attracted to people with ginger hair. (Both words pronounced to rhyme with "singer").
by FraggleLocks March 24, 2010
Get the Ginger Clingermug. guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"
guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."
AWKWARD
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"
guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."
AWKWARD
by pooclinger September 10, 2010
Get the Poo Clingersmug. When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Homework Clingermug. The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011
Get the closet clingermug. An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
Get the clan clingermug. A hot spanish woman that loves tatooed penis. Tends to become attached but is open to new experiences. V clinger is a common problem amoung women that love sexual experiences.
by ms.nomore August 21, 2009
Get the Vagina Clingermug.