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Clenton

A fucking penguin lover that tells people he's good in Fun Run. Legend says his mom was the queen of the Penguins. A Clenton's purpose is to go to the North pole and meet his brothers.
Clenton played fun run and lost to The penguin masters.
by RocketMaster23649 September 13, 2020
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clempton park scene

A music scene that emerged out of the Clempton Park area of inner south-western sydney in mid 2007. The scene is known for its aesthetical qualities among other things. DJ's tend to play naked to no audience in order to attain a sense of spiritual enlightenment through long solitary hours dancing naked to hard dance music. It was developed and coined by DJ EQ.
Clempton Park Scene DJ - "hey man I'm gunna be dj'ing in my room tonight, and no you can't come over because its a solitary journey of spiritual enlightenment one can only attain whilst one is confined to ones own presence and the energy of the music that he can whole heartedly focus on and thus connect with"
by storkman January 17, 2008
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Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton was born in Surrey, England, 30 March 1945. One of the finest blues guitarists of his generation. Played awesome guitar with The Yardbirds, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers (possibly some of his greatest work), and Cream. Other bands included the short-lived Blind Faith and Derek and The Dominos, before going solo with great success. Clapton's nicknames are "Slowhand", and even "God". Is a great player, but "greatest on the planet"? I dunno, he may not even be the greatest in Surrey (Jeff Beck grew up not too far from Clapton). Anyway, its debatable, but who wants to talk about music when you can be enjoying it instead?
1. Eric Clapton is a great guitar player, but what on earth does Roger Waters (also a great artist in his own right) have to do with anything?

2. Buddy Guy doesnt believe that you HAVE to be black to play the blues, neither did BB, Freddie and Albert, or Muddy Waters, so who the hell am I to argue with them?
by Malicious Matt September 26, 2005
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cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.
by jupiter909 October 20, 2011
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Cleftomaniac

Film Directors who direct their cameras to catch the cleavage of women in their movies as a cheap trick to attract adolescent audience. I coined this word by lifting up a portion of the word kleptomaniac
Raj Kapoor the famous Indian Film actor and director could be called as cleftomaniac since most of his heroines are remembered by their busts instead of by their faces
by maatagadu February 26, 2009
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ass-a-claptor

When a man's balls hit the girls ass, creating an almost clapping like sound.
Tammy asked Ron if she could hear the good old ass-a-claptor.
by jaxbrandonsam March 6, 2009
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cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
by barneschm March 27, 2009
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