Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.

Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.

by Hexis December 24, 2009

Satan Claws

SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.

Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.

by Rev. Jim Joggers December 30, 2006

Monster Claws

The international symbol of the singer Lady Gaga. The symbol allows fellow monsters to reconize each other wherever they are. The symbol was made famous in the video Bad Romance. The monster claw symbol is done by holding your hands up and putting your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

Look that girl over there is holding up her 'monster claws' to show her support for Lady Gaga.

by LittleMonsterx1x March 18, 2010

Monster Claws

-Noun

Also known as "Monster Paws."

1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.

2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.

1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."

2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

retract the claws

its a saying, 'retract the claws' cats have claws and only get them out when angry/fighting so 'retract the claws' as in you dont want to start a cat fight, saying often used more by girls.

UR SUCH A BITCH!!!' 'Gees i was only joking...retract the claws

by aperson? December 30, 2010

Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F May 1, 2006

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008