The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010
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We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
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It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
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Get the Chumptacular mug.Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
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