Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
by Ali December 9, 2004
Get the um chucka willy mug.Chucks are shoes put out by Converse. the complete name for them is 'Chuck Taylors'. I've also heard them reffered to as 'Connies', but this sounds lame (in my opinion).
People have already listed a whole lot of steroetpyes that wear chucks (really anyone can wear them, they look great and have a really simple design) but no one has mentioned the B-Boys of the late 70s through to the 80s.
While everyone know Adidas Superstars are strongly embedded in this period of history, Chucks are often overlooked.
I've seen images of B-Boy rocking chucks with the tongues out (postitioned outside of their jeans) and with FAT laces.
Just thought everyone should know. When i think of Chucks, i think of B-Boys and the Ramones.
People have already listed a whole lot of steroetpyes that wear chucks (really anyone can wear them, they look great and have a really simple design) but no one has mentioned the B-Boys of the late 70s through to the 80s.
While everyone know Adidas Superstars are strongly embedded in this period of history, Chucks are often overlooked.
I've seen images of B-Boy rocking chucks with the tongues out (postitioned outside of their jeans) and with FAT laces.
Just thought everyone should know. When i think of Chucks, i think of B-Boys and the Ramones.
"Oh wow, man. Look! Lil' Johnny just pulled off some made breakin' in his fresh new Chucks!"
"Fuck... Those laces are FATT."
"Fuck... Those laces are FATT."
by S.Martini September 27, 2005
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by junene December 25, 2017
Get the chuckalicious mug.Used in the Jack's Mannequin song Bruised (see example sentence for the line that used it) lace my Chucks is a slang word for tying my shoes, specifically Converse. The popular type of Converse shoes are actually called Chuck Taylor's, so the phrase lace, meaning to tie, and Chucks meaning Chuck Taylors, Converse, or shoes.
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Get the chucks mug.A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
by petey man October 30, 2011
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