chrisander

Boss of bosses. Dude too cool for these basics.

Dude, hail chrisander.

by Supermom1997 December 19, 2016

christer

A Christian who preaches the "Word" to unwilling participants

The Jehovah's Witness guy kept bothering me...
I killed that fucking Christer

by orion_ktulu1 January 28, 2006

christer

A derogatory term for fundamentalist christians. See also "Fundie"

Don't bother arguing with that guy; he's a christer.

by m3j July 1, 2005

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

Chripster

A hipster who has slightly adjusted their morals to encompass condescending Christianity, as well as retaining certain other hipster traits.

That couple were such Chripsters, did you notice her pompous tone when they said they were having tofu for dinner?

by Professor Donald January 10, 2015

Christer

Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.

If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.

by DasHermit January 23, 2017

Dirty Christer

When someone gives a girl an squirting orgasm

He gave me a really big dirty christer last night

by Velures August 27, 2021