When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians
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Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.
"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."
"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."
"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"
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Bob: OH that's the new guy,I heard he's a chrispescado.
Jim: Damn..there goes my girlfriend...
Bob: OH that's the new guy,I heard he's a chrispescado.
Jim: Damn..there goes my girlfriend...
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Get the Cody Christensen mug.The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"
Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"
Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"
Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
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