crank shot

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.

So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!

by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009

crank yanker

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"

looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!

by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!

by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019

Crankin down

The act of masturbation extremely hard while watching Amish or Chinese porn , or porn in General

"Hey man what are you doing right now ?"
" just crankin down before I go to bed "

by camerok8 May 1, 2015

crank it up a notch

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.

Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

by Montage0921 June 8, 2021

Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012