constervusions

When you watch Doctor Who, and you put your fingers on the sides of your head(like devil horns).

I like this show. It gives me hard constervusions.

by Ploggin March 10, 2020

consterpation

a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.

i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.

by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016

conster

constantly constapated

'why couldnt you make it to my party?" "cause i was constered!"

by hugoin December 3, 2009

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

Chouster

Slang term used to describe the male reproductive organ.

May also be said as 'manchouster'.

"That sucks chouster."

by Scott/Callum May 16, 2004

Consterbation

Consternation brought on solely by ones own actions and self-inflicted misfortune.

Steve suffered terrible consterbation because he was too lazy to get his taxes done on time.

by Gordon LP March 26, 2008

consterned

When somebody wants to do something to someone out of anger but they can't or don't

She was so damn consterned she almost punched her son.

by sithsiri February 18, 2017