Mrs condon

A asswhole music teacher that makes your day hell and dick limp

Mrs condon really ruined my day by yelling at me my dick is limp

by Jerk god April 11, 2019

Chandon

Chandon is a sweet guy who is fun to be around. He can get a lot of girls but once he has his heart set on a specific girl he'll only want her. He is also really funny and can come off as annoying but that only means he cares about you. He always looks out for his friends and loves to make jokes with them. He also thinks he's ugly but everyone around him would disagree. He's so amazing and anyone would be luck to have him

He's so amazing. He must be a Chandon

by lovelynamewriter March 18, 2019

condone

Let a sick @#$#@ get away with it

Many bad things get condoned.

by Binary January 3, 2004

Condon

A leprechaun of a man that uses trickery and shiny objects to sleep with women. As with most victims of leprechauns, the more greedy/opportunistic a woman is the more likely she will be to be trapped by a Condon.

The other type of victim may be someone in a staggering relationship, when he offers to listen. This type of victim is usually convinced by promise of a better future than what she has.

I heard she was having problems in her relationship, but I thought she was smarter than to sleep with a Condon.

by notacondon November 7, 2011

condone

to have your way with someone or something. Sexually.

Guy#1- Man that girl is smokin hot.
Guy#2- I'd Condone that.

by talking_goat April 8, 2009

condonlences

The art of double-speak where an organization or individual expresses sorrow at the misfortune of a person or group which they have actively opposed, while simultaneously implying their own moral or political judgment on the party/ies

Radical anti-abortion groups issued condonlences over the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

by jerryjack June 2, 2009

chondo

noun. A condominium in a building that was clearly once a church
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.

Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.

My boyfriend's chondo is in the former rectory of a church, which is bad for my sex life since, everytime we get down to it, I think about going to confession with Father Flanagan.

by creaternity April 30, 2006