chofe

chode fart, expellage of gas from a chode.

whoa man! that was a nasty chofe!
or

person A: aww man what smells?
person B: sorry dude... I chofed.

by munnee October 12, 2009

Choff

noun/verb: Embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, Metallica-esque SNARE DRUM. Also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.

"Are you listening to this? The track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy shit in the background."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."

by Strange Blue Objects September 26, 2006

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Choff

In between soft and medium in hardness. When something becomes more choff, it goes from being soft to being harder. For example, a hard bed is not actually hard, it would be choff.

"How would you like your egg?" "I would like them to be choff, please."

by Sexypancake July 20, 2017

choft

When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.

After taking it up the Gary, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.

by Pea-Tear Griffin November 10, 2004

chofa

Another term for the super-sized chair-and-half's sold in furniture stores across the US. Somewhere between the size of an armchair and a loveseat. CHair + sOFA = CHOFA

Billy's ass was so fat, he needed to trade his chair in for a chofa.

by 32 Effs March 28, 2008

choffee

Add hot chocolate packet (preferably hot chocolate with marshmallows) to coffee then sweeten to taste and add milk or cream. Term used by Andre Campbell since 1996.

choffee,chofee

by dremon April 30, 2010