chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

Chodemonkey

Universal term.

1. He's a chodemonkey.
2. I am the chodemonkey.
3. What the chodemonkey?
4. I chodemonkey, you chodemonkey, he chodemonkeys, we all chodemonkey all the chodemonkey time.
5. That chodemonkey jumps up and down chodemonkely
6. Why are you so chodemonkey?
7. That chodemonkey just evolved into a naked mole chode

by Chodemonkey.. June 16, 2010