by Breeeezer October 04, 2006
An awkwardly skinny average height young fellow with an "I don't really give a shit" attitude. Also known to have long unwashed hair. Chives do what they want, when they want. They also don't have their license for they depend on others for rides around. The chive loves to smoke pot and will never turn down an opportunity to light one up. Don't get the chive angry, for he is a ticking time bomb.
by Zst December 21, 2013
Chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
by The Big Ragooy February 28, 2011
(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
The act of chewing and driving with your best buds, often talking about very personal subjects. it is bro-time on the road. also known as a dip drive, DD & Dip cruise.
I was drivin' down da street de other day with a chew in my lip and my buddy wanted to join me so we went on a chive down in de countryside.
by chiver27 January 08, 2011
You have a chive please go find a toothpick.
After eating you can ask your friend do I have any chives?
After eating you can ask your friend do I have any chives?
by Macabee007 December 08, 2013
Chive is a verbal noun. A person that have the biggest heart and also not a wimp afraid to fight about it. A chive is an act of freedom against oppressive subjugative repression to an idea of a singular dominant. Chive is a logical action toward the type of unfriendly dickens and cuntiness group of liars and haters. As one said, if that group of scummy spoil colleger mouthing about why you were alone with a laptop in a 24 hour coffee joint at 2am, just keep calm and chive on.
Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.
Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.
by Smartest Mafia Ever Fuckaaaaaa March 18, 2017