Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.

Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!

by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

chology

When your neighbor has an antfarm so you proceed to cum on the ant farm providing the ants nutrients until your neighbor figures out it you and decided to do something about it, when you explain its for nutrients and you stop and clean it up for them. The premise is to keep doing it until they catch you

Neighbor 1: yo i seen you doing chology in my yard and i really want you to stop or ill call the police
Neighbor 2: thats fine with me, don't call the cops i will never do it again and i'll clean it up for you

by Miyeo March 5, 2024