Changlish

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself

by Omeeee October 20, 2008

chinglet

Chiglet: covert word used in automotive repair facilities for Afro Americans who are urban in nature, who want to talk you down on a price or wont take good advice when it comes to the safety of thier vehicle. They would rather put chrome hubcaps on than do a proper brake job.

That Chinglet got all that bling bling, rims and he won't get a fucking alignment??

by YDNA RunDPMG November 12, 2006

Chonglish

the Chonglish
(n), (plural)
people living or staying in Chongland(s)

The Chonglish stole my name and used it for evil.

by Shineya Chong September 24, 2005

Chinless Demon

A long horse faced, warped bodied, devilish human being. Its chin does not exist. There is nothing where the chin should be, except something we call a "Satan's Crevasse". It feeds off of small children, mostly boys, and their penises. Its mouth represents a herpes infested black hole from hell. It badly wishes it had a chin like a normal person, unlike the fucked up creature it is. If you show it one ounce of acceptance, the damn thing will follow you and envy your chin and social skills. (It lacks social skills, as well as a chin) NEVER EVER LOOK ONE IN THE EYE, its chin will suck you into a vortex from another dimension where only chinless people exist.

Yeah, uha you know what it is. Everything I do, I do it CHINLESS!

Chinless demon would say something like- "Look at that little boy over there, I wanna sexify it"

by Chinless Demon Hunter June 8, 2011

Chinglish

A style of speaking English by native born Chinese people, that is formed by the natural differences in our languages. Certain fundamental differences are difficult to overcome, even if the speaker is highly educated. Simple things can come into play, from the fact that the Chinese word for he and she is the same word, "TA", to the lack of any "V" sound in their entire language.
Interesting side note: the word "usually" seems to be the most difficult word for a Mandarin Chinese speaker to say in English.

English - My husband (he) took me to a restaurant last night.
Chinglish - My husband, last night she take me to restaurant.
English - Hey, we shouldn't buy a sportscar, we should buy a mini-van.
Chinglish - Hi, we should not buy sportscar, we should buy mini-wan.

by An1Zhu2 June 29, 2006

chinglet

A baby or young Ching. They are usually adopted at this age and their squinted eyes are considered cute, not made fun of..yet.

Balthazar: Aww look at that little Chinglet!! He's so cute!
Horace: Yeah but not for long, his squinted eyes will become overpowering.

by aznkitty June 3, 2011

Chinglet

a baby chingu; a gay chingu with little to no upper body strength

Jaden's been such a chinglet recently.

by Senorcheeseballs May 2, 2017