This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"
Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed
Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.
This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed
Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.
This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make
1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.
2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs
3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words
4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation
"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.
5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.
However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic
6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.
Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.
2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs
3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words
4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation
"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.
5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.
However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic
6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.
Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
by Manimator July 8, 2010
Get the Chavology mug.by chavon's lover August 8, 2004
Get the chavon mug.Related Words
Chevonne
• Chevon
• chevonie
• chevo
• Chevo Blyat
• Chevodore
• chevokay
• Chevonae
• Chevoneese
• chevonna
A woman who has amazing smarticle skills and is a lovable person. She is a trustworthy friend and will listen to everything you have to say. She is very imaginative and compassionate. Also a party animal when it comes to fun. She is very beautiful and super sexy. But Warning, Chenoa's are easily to get mad, and plus do not piss off a Chenoa. They are very strong girls. Chenoa's normally have good taste in: music, clothes, food, and alot more.
Guy 1: Did you see that amazingly beautiful girl today?
Guy 2: YES!! That Must of been a Chenoa!!
Guy 1: Totally!
Guy 2: YES!! That Must of been a Chenoa!!
Guy 1: Totally!
by StrawberryKiwi101 July 3, 2011
Get the Chenoa mug.by Julio Cesar Chavez Sr February 7, 2008
Get the Chavorca mug.It’s like photosynthesis but with heat (and maybe so other type of inoganic stuff idk) instead of sunlight. It typically appears in the abyss or other places with not a lotta sunlight and there’s this neat article somewhere that I found actually explaining it instead of using sciency words.
by Crow98 June 24, 2018
Get the chemosynthesis mug.by Carter N April 27, 2006
Get the chavo(a) mug.Chevonne’s are the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. They are very intelligent. Chevonne’s are selfless and don’t brag. Chevonne’s are very athletic. They usually have low self-esteem. Chevonne’s are the most gorgeous people in the whole fucking world. Next time you think of Chevonne think of Aphrodite. Chevonne’s resemble Aphrodite in almost every way.Chevonnes are very self conscious. Chevonnes usually have a great ass and gorgeous tits. Chevonnes have the ideal body type, however they usually think they are fat.
by Fucking better than you bitcb November 20, 2018
Get the Chevonne mug.