chesapeake beach

A shithole town in Upper Calvert County, Maryland. Also known as the most corrupt place in the State. Home to the "Rob & Steal" a hotel, restaurant and "bingo hall". Bingo is really code for slot machine and there are hundreds of unregulated rip-off machines in this tiny town. Of course, the hotel is owned by the former Mayor who is known by locals as "Boss Hogg" but even small town mayors who own all the commercial property in town have a boss themselves. Maryland's lifetime Senate President also resides there and is known for knocking off any competition to Boss Hogg in exchange for kickbacks. Bribery and corruption are out in the open. The most attractive qualities of the town are its bikers, drug dealers and hookers. Just go into any bar to find what you need!

Wanna go down to Chesapeake Beach? Nah man, last time I was there I lost all my money on slots, got in a fight with a biker and then caught clamydia from some girl named Krusty Kristy!

by Abc123iseasy June 22, 2016

Rudy Cesaretti

To get a buzz off Cigarette buds at Funeral Homes with Kost.

This weekend was so boring besides the fact that I Rudy Cesaretti'ed

by Derrick West November 29, 2004

chesapeake bay middle

Very hood gang fight be crazy mostly black school bunch of crackheads

I despise that gay Chesapeake bay middle school it’s too hood

by Crackhead6769 October 16, 2019

Chesapeake

The sweetest little dog you'll ever meet. Chesapeakes are usually kind, playful, and willing to please. If you see a Chesapeake, go up and pet her, and she'll lick your hand and wag her tail. Chesapeakes are best friends with Lokis and love to eat everything and play a game called Bird.

"I met a Chesapeake last night."
"Lucky!"
"I know. My heart is now filled with undying happiness."

by buckythepigeon June 2, 2019

Cesareo

Has a monster ring and sexy af. Will always flirt with older ladies (MILFs). Girls want him, boys want to be him. Hide yah wife cuz he about to snatch the cooter

Cesareo is a fucking home wrecker dawg.

by Cesareo69 October 19, 2021

caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010

Caesare

Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.

"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's Caesare."
"OH MY GOSH."

by lalaland429 September 6, 2009