Chattels

This is another name for the males genitalia, usually referring to the scrotum and testicles.

He told a women that her dress made her look fat, so she kicked him square in the chattels.

by Johndar January 4, 2013

Chattalk

A language similar in concept to the writing style developed by whoever invented the first PDA to write. The main difference here being that Chattalk is comprised of short acronyms and intentional misspellings of words in order to shorten the time used in texting and instant messaging.

Dude I so just got laid.

ROFLMAO!! Ur such a fukn virgo.

Whats with the Chattalk man?

New fone.

by Unholy Jester March 3, 2009

cattail

When you laugh so hard that you can not control your self, and you roll around on the ground in pain but you can't stop laughing no mattrer how hard you try.

Man I went cattail the other day.When Bob got sacked and fell off the deck!

by jonny slim July 5, 2005

coattail candidate

A political candidate that gains a great deal of popularity primarily from family name, vise from receiving recognition through his or her own limited accumulative achievements within time of service. Term derived from the adage, "riding on coattails," more often in reference of a son, gaining influence by the popularity of his father, without achieving influence on his own merits.

Hopefully America has been disillioned enough from its past mistakes, and make it a bipartisan effort to refrain from having another coattail candidate from becoming the next president of the United States.

by YumiSpewns January 1, 2015

chattability

The ability to chat with anyone, about anything, at any given time.

Her chattability is impressive. She's been talking to that guy about his dead grandmothers dog for over an hour. She's never met him before and hates dogs!!

by Mrs.Schaafs October 21, 2015

Coattail Bro

Men with little talent or life skills who ride the "coattails" of the attractive females to get by in live.

A guy with a hot girlfriend that positions himself as her "manager," "agent" or "mandatory co-participant" in modeling/sex worker activities.

Mediocre Male porn actor who establishes clout through his more popular and sought after girlfriend/partner.

"You can't work with Destiny, unless you book Chad, her Coattail Bro."

by Christopher Nero October 21, 2022

Chattable

When you're talking to inate objects, or people or animals and they like talking to you and you them.

Me: OK paint, you better just start melding and making me a masterpiece because you have wasted enough time doing nothing but running all over the place. You have made me work on you for literal hours and now you can just work on yourselves!

Husband: are you personifying your paint and talking to it?

Me: Yes, it's very chattable.

Husband: you've lost you're marbles.

Me: I have not, they're right here!

by Misty Partly Cloudy March 17, 2023