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celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.
After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.
by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014
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Diamondwood Celebration

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."
by The swagenator April 18, 2008
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celibrate

combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.
person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."

person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"
by lober June 13, 2009
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food celebration

A song someone sings when they are very hungry and about to eat. The song expresses the excitement that the food will provide when ingested.
Mark - "Food food food food food food food food"
John - "wtf was that, a food celebration?"
by Mark O August 24, 2007
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Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.
"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".
by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011
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celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.
It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014
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Celebratory Wank

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
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