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crustichris

A white boy who has an afro and is often caught peeling his foreskin back as far as he can, usually resulting in injury. Crustichris has bad skin crustification as it has been covered in semen which has dried and hardened
"Is he ok?"
"No he's turning into a crustichris!"
by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed February 9, 2015
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ass crusticles

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)
What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle
by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014
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causticgender

An acitic gender that gradually dissolves other genders until it is the last gender, or at least the last fully intact gender
Person A: Hi, what’s your gender?

Person 1: I’m a Causticgender
Person A: Badass man
by Treuscus July 24, 2018
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Caustically observant

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.
"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.
by Silently Observant November 17, 2012
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Crusticle

The hard, crusty piece that forms on the tip of any pump dispenser (ie. lotion, soap, mustard)
I went to use the hand lotion, but I had to clear off the crusticle before I could get to the good stuff.
by Ssjgzus November 3, 2017
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Crustic

Crustic is a design term used to describe contemporary rustic designs. Can also be a derogatory slang to describe an unclean person or area of said person.
My bedroom is decorated in the crustic category of designs.
She had very crustic feet.
by Tattoo Nikki September 20, 2020
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Causthic

A Big ASS BOI who throws gas at bitches and they take fuck all damage but dayim BOI HE THICCC BOI
I'm picking bangalore so I can smoke and run from enemies. I'm picking Octane so I can also get out of a fight. I'm picking Causthic fo DAT ASSSS
by ApexLegendsDefenitions March 23, 2021
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