castroid

In video games, the removal of abilities, tools, weapons, etc., usually done early in a game to offer the player a preview of more advanced powers.

In a traditional castroition, the player will spend the rest of the game regaining their abilities to gain access to different areas within an open game world.

(Derived from the combination of Castlevania and Metroid by the cast of the Rebel FM podcast.)

"I felt like a total badass with my wave beam, grappling hook, and boostball until I got castroided fifteen minutes into the game."

"I thought I'd been castroided until I picked up the super-gravity-gun"

by iscariot83 August 25, 2009

castro street cowboy

a male prostitute in the SanFrancisco area

"Look at those castro street cowboys lined up at the corner!"

by harry nut November 6, 2006

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

super sneaky castro

When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.

My girl gets so hot when I give her a super sneaky castro.

by Kittyteaser69 January 7, 2017

Castrate

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.

I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.

by Joseph September 18, 2004

castrated

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

by Shib May 14, 2002

castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009